Aurorageneration Come to work Happy!

Difference between you and your boss

This is so true!

When you take a long time to finish,
you are slow,
When your boss takes a long time to finish,
he is thorough


When you don't do it,
you are lazy,
When your boss does not do it,
he is busy,


When you do something without being told,
you are trying to be smart,
When your boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,


When you please your boss,
you are apple polishing,
When your boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating,


When you make a mistake,
you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake,
he's only human.


When you are out of the office,
you are wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office,
he's on business.


When you are on a day off sick,
you are always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill.


When you apply for leave,
you must be going for an interview
When your boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked


When you do good,
your boss never remembers,
When you do wrong,
he never forgets

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tenjewberrymuds

Not exactly pontifically correct - but... ... ... ... ... ?

To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation.
This has been nominated for the best email of 2005. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

G: "What?"

RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"

G: "I don't think so."

RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RS: "Toes! toes!... Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bodder?"

G: "No... just put the bodder on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter... just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Excuse me?"

RS: "Copy... tea... meel?"

G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy... .rye??"

G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."

G : "You're very welcome."

New sofa from Japan

Something To Cheer You Up

1. England has madcow,
Hong Kong has Macau,
Russia has Moscow,
S'pore has 2 famous cows- 'Cow-peh and cow-bo'

2. When ur life is in darkness... ...
Pray 2 God and ask Him 2 free u from darkness... .. and
If u r still in darkness..Pls pay ur TNB bill.

3. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing;
Either the car is new or the wife.

4. An angry china man entered a shop and shouted :
Where's my free gift with this cooking oil?
Shopkeeper : What free gift??
China man : Oi, here got put "Cholesterol FREE!"

5. If u need ADVICE, SMS ME,
If u need DARLING, CALL ME,
If u need HELP, E-MAIL ME,
IF U NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail, tiada dalam perkhidmatan kami, TerimaKasih.