Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Difference between you and your boss
This is so true!
When you take a long time to finish,
you are slow,
When your boss takes a long time to finish,
he is thorough
When you don't do it,
you are lazy,
When your boss does not do it,
he is busy,
When you do something without being told,
you are trying to be smart,
When your boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,
When you please your boss,
you are apple polishing,
When your boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating,
When you make a mistake,
you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake,
he's only human.
When you are out of the office,
you are wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office,
he's on business.
When you are on a day off sick,
you are always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave,
you must be going for an interview
When your boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked
When you do good,
your boss never remembers,
When you do wrong,
he never forgets
When you take a long time to finish,
you are slow,
When your boss takes a long time to finish,
he is thorough
When you don't do it,
you are lazy,
When your boss does not do it,
he is busy,
When you do something without being told,
you are trying to be smart,
When your boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,
When you please your boss,
you are apple polishing,
When your boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating,
When you make a mistake,
you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake,
he's only human.
When you are out of the office,
you are wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office,
he's on business.
When you are on a day off sick,
you are always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave,
you must be going for an interview
When your boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked
When you do good,
your boss never remembers,
When you do wrong,
he never forgets
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
New Ohio Roller Coaster
New Ohio Roller Coaster
With a record-breaking height of 420-feet and record-breaking speed of 120 mph, Top Thrill Dragster delivers on its promise of thrilling riders this summer at Cedar Point .. The Last picture says it all. :))
With a record-breaking height of 420-feet and record-breaking speed of 120 mph, Top Thrill Dragster delivers on its promise of thrilling riders this summer at Cedar Point .. The Last picture says it all. :))
Monday, May 25, 2009
tenjewberrymuds
Not exactly pontifically correct - but... ... ... ... ... ?
To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation.
This has been nominated for the best email of 2005. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:
Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
G: "What?"
RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"
G: "I don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!... Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No... just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter... just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS: "Copy... tea... meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy... .rye??"
G: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
G : "You're very welcome."
To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation.
This has been nominated for the best email of 2005. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:
Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
G: "What?"
RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"
G: "I don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!... Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No... just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter... just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS: "Copy... tea... meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy... .rye??"
G: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
G : "You're very welcome."
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Something To Cheer You Up
1. England has madcow,
Hong Kong has Macau,
Russia has Moscow,
S'pore has 2 famous cows- 'Cow-peh and cow-bo'
2. When ur life is in darkness... ...
Pray 2 God and ask Him 2 free u from darkness... .. and
If u r still in darkness..Pls pay ur TNB bill.
3. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing;
Either the car is new or the wife.
4. An angry china man entered a shop and shouted :
Where's my free gift with this cooking oil?
Shopkeeper : What free gift??
China man : Oi, here got put "Cholesterol FREE!"
5. If u need ADVICE, SMS ME,
If u need DARLING, CALL ME,
If u need HELP, E-MAIL ME,
IF U NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail, tiada dalam perkhidmatan kami, TerimaKasih.
Hong Kong has Macau,
Russia has Moscow,
S'pore has 2 famous cows- 'Cow-peh and cow-bo'
2. When ur life is in darkness... ...
Pray 2 God and ask Him 2 free u from darkness... .. and
If u r still in darkness..Pls pay ur TNB bill.
3. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing;
Either the car is new or the wife.
4. An angry china man entered a shop and shouted :
Where's my free gift with this cooking oil?
Shopkeeper : What free gift??
China man : Oi, here got put "Cholesterol FREE!"
5. If u need ADVICE, SMS ME,
If u need DARLING, CALL ME,
If u need HELP, E-MAIL ME,
IF U NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail, tiada dalam perkhidmatan kami, TerimaKasih.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Take A Break ..
TaB #1
Policeman: you can't park your car here.
Driver: why not?
Policeman: read the sign!
Driver: i did, it says, "Fine to Park", so i parked.
TaB #2
While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said, "Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's Invisible". The Doctor said, "Tell him i can't see him"
TaB #3
A man is buying a TV.
Man: Do you have color TV's?
Salesman: Sure
Man: Give me the Green one, please.
TaB #4
I remember one time i told my Doctor i had a ringing in my ears. His advice to me, "Don't answer it"
TaB #5
A man calls Air Asia.
Man: How long does it take to fly to Kuching?
Sales Rep: Just a sec
Man: Thank you - says the man and hangs up
TaB #6
FedEX is expected to joinits major competitor UPS, and become FedUP!
TaB #7
The patient says" Give me the bad news first"!
Doctor replies "You've got AIDS"
"Oh no,what could be worse than that? ask the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's disease"
Patient - Oh ... well, that's not so bad. At least i dont have AIDS.
TaB #8
Things people actually said in Interview. Word for word.
Q - What is your date of Birth?
A - July 15
Q - What year?
A - Every year lo..
TaB #9
What did one Ghost say to another?
"Do you believe in People?"
Policeman: you can't park your car here.
Driver: why not?
Policeman: read the sign!
Driver: i did, it says, "Fine to Park", so i parked.
TaB #2
While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said, "Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's Invisible". The Doctor said, "Tell him i can't see him"
TaB #3
A man is buying a TV.
Man: Do you have color TV's?
Salesman: Sure
Man: Give me the Green one, please.
TaB #4
I remember one time i told my Doctor i had a ringing in my ears. His advice to me, "Don't answer it"
TaB #5
A man calls Air Asia.
Man: How long does it take to fly to Kuching?
Sales Rep: Just a sec
Man: Thank you - says the man and hangs up
TaB #6
FedEX is expected to joinits major competitor UPS, and become FedUP!
TaB #7
The patient says" Give me the bad news first"!
Doctor replies "You've got AIDS"
"Oh no,what could be worse than that? ask the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's disease"
Patient - Oh ... well, that's not so bad. At least i dont have AIDS.
TaB #8
Things people actually said in Interview. Word for word.
Q - What is your date of Birth?
A - July 15
Q - What year?
A - Every year lo..
TaB #9
What did one Ghost say to another?
"Do you believe in People?"
Friday, May 15, 2009
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